Fun With Texting

5 Mar

Daisy: Going to drop off kids at mom’s now and having a grown up night. So will be a bit later.

Violet: Oh yay for grown up night! Know what my idea of grown up night is? Sleeping.

Daisy: Yeah, uh, that is usually what ends up happening.

Daisy: Unfortunately. Lol

Violet: I heard that sex and alcohol are great, though. Maybe I’ll try those again someday.

Daisy: Not better than sleep.

Violet: During grown up night, do you get to poop with the door closed?

Daisy: Lmao. Different age bracket over here. They aren’t bathroom intruders anymore. They appreciate pooping-privacy.

Violet: Mazel tov. With the exceptions of visits with Grandma A, I haven’t pooped with the door closed since she was 3 months old. Enjoy your daily privacy. Bitch.

 

© Daisy and Violet 2012. All Rights Reserved.

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