OUCH!

11 Mar

V: When I read that a woman gave birth to a 14 pound newborn, my vagina shuddered with pity. Mid-way through the article, it sputtered a sigh of relief when it realized the woman delivered via c-section. Now, I’ve only ever pushed a kid out the mammalian way, so I don’t know if this would feel any differently from, say, Daisy’s little 4 lb. preemies, but shit. My almost-one-year-old is just 17 lbs. In terms of Pterodactyl’s life, she gave birth to an eight-month-old.

 

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3 Responses to “OUCH!”

  1. jennapooh March 12, 2012 at 5:48 pm #

    I found this online and couldn’t help but share!

    According to the Guinness Book of World Records, Canadian Anna Bates gave birth to a baby boy who weighed 23 pounds, 12 ounces and was 30 inches long. He was born way back in 1879, however, and died just 11 hours later.

    The biggest baby a healthy mom delivered was another boy, who truly tipped the scales at 22 pounds, 8 ounces. His mom was Carmelina Fedele from Italy, and that was in 1955.

    • daisyandviolet March 12, 2012 at 6:16 pm #

      Yikes. All 3 of my kids put together weren’t that big! Haha

      -daisy

    • daisyandviolet March 13, 2012 at 11:08 am #

      My baby tunnel just ducked for cover. I couldn’t imagine pushing a 1 year old out! Sheesh!

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